Pump isWORTHLESS
An unvaluable, non-productive asset with zero utility or purpose.
Utility
0.00
Roadmap
None
Regrets
Zero
As seen by the tired
The pundits agree.
"Memecoins are worthless."
"Crypto is worthless money."
"Why Bitcoin is worthless."
/'wɜːθ·ləs kɔɪn/ · noun
Worthless
Coin
A gloriously unvaluable, non-productive asset with no utility, no purpose, and zero regrets.
◆ Not a security. Not a currency. Not a promise.
◆ Backed by absolutely nothing.
◆ Made possible by your inexplicable enthusiasm.
worth·less
adj. & n. · /'wɜːθ·ləs/
- 1.Having no real value or use.
- 2.A coin that admits it.
- 3.See also: most things you bought this year.
"Use it in a sentence: I own a lot of $WORTHLESS."
NOTHINGnomics
The math checks out because we didn't do any.
Total Supply
∞
Approximately.
Utility
0
By design. On purpose. Truly.
Roadmap
—
We're literally going nowhere.
Whitepaper
404
Ate it. It was blank.
Team
0.5
Half a guy, part-time.
Audits
N/A
Nothing to audit.
The Competition
Every other coin
is trying too hard.
Bitcoin? Trying to be money. Ethereum? Trying to be a computer. XRP? Trying to sue people. Cardano? Trying to peer-review its own vibes.
Worthless Coin is done trying. It has arrived. It exists. That's the feature.
Worthless Q&A
Is this a good investment?+
No. That is the entire premise. Please pay attention.
What's the utility?+
Utility is a spectrum. Ours is on the zero end. Aggressively.
When moon?+
The moon is also worthless. We're already there spiritually.
Is there a roadmap?+
There is a road. It has no map. It leads to a cul-de-sac.
Who is the team?+
One guy. He's tired. He wants you to know that.